Hans' Milieu

For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

Vocab101:

• Chneck – Combination of a chin & a neck with absolutely no definition between the two. Not to be confused with a double chin.
• Spampasta - The word used to describe something that is a total waste of your time, yet still interesting to read or watch.
• Fauxhawk - A full head of hair combed into the middle and lifted to fabricate the look of a Mohawk.
• Riptag – A last minute accessory or clothing purchase that you wear out of the store.
• Dejabrew -  The process of starting to remember what was done the night before, after drinking an excessive amount of beer.
• Dotcomrade – An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.
• Huggle – A hug with a bit of a snuggle thrown in for good measure.

Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

• Upperdecker - An upperdecker is a ‘prank’ defined as defecating in the upper tank of a toilet and allowing it to fester for as long as possible, thus inevitably sending a chilling brown residue into the bowl upon each flush.

• Ubersexual – The new age Metrosexual who is able to display traditional qualities such as confidence, strength and class; while remaining stylish, well groomed and devoid of stereotypes.

I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

Vocab101:

• McShame – The emotion felt while eating a super sized fast food value meal, alone in your car, before leaving the parking lot.
• Bitchnut - When a guy acts like he’s PMS-ing through being bitchy and whiny.
• Carbicide - The act of not eating any carbohydrates thus disallowing any ‘carbs’ from entering your body. Essentially carbohydrate suicide!
• Urbtard - Someone who cannot spell, often omits vowels (eg: ‘lk’ instead of ‘look’) & usually uses the wrong words to convey meaning (eg: ‘there’ instead if ‘their’). Most children born in the 90’s and onwards are considered Urbtards.
• Manscape - When a man trims & shapes the hair on his body, instead of removing it completely.
• Eyemuff – Similar to an earmuff, but used to cover the eyes and prevent the viewing of unsuitable material.
• Schnarf - To spray one’s drink out of one’s nose as the result of sudden laughter. Also known as the colloquial expression for ‘cocaine’.

Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

• Minge - Loose, shaggy vaginal pubic hair, that is not neatly trimmed, and may be somewhat fragranced.

• Mangina – When a man pulls his penis and scrotum back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him), and then proceeding to put his legs together,  to simulate the look of a woman’s vagina from the front.

I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

Through Twitter, I have begun to tweet a topic that I have tentatively labelled as ‘Vocab101’.

Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. I have been enjoying the experience so much, that I have decided to dedicate a weekly blog post to this new endeavour. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

So, without further ado, I present to you the first batch of Wordy Wednesday Vocab101-isms.

Vocab101: