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Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101’

Vocab101 Emblem For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

Vocab101:

  • Chneck – Combination of a chin & a neck with absolutely no definition between the two. Not to be confused with a double chin.
  • Spampasta - The word used to describe something that is a total waste of your time, yet still interesting to read or watch.
  • Fauxhawk - A full head of hair combed into the middle and lifted to fabricate the look of a Mohawk.
  • Riptag – A last minute accessory or clothing purchase that you wear out of the store.
  • Dejabrew -  The process of starting to remember what was done the night before, after drinking an excessive amount of beer.
  • Dotcomrade – An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.
  • Huggle – A hug with a bit of a snuggle thrown in for good measure.

Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

  • Upperdecker - An upperdecker is a ‘prank’ defined as defecating in the upper tank of a toilet and allowing it to fester for as long as possible, thus inevitably sending a chilling brown residue into the bowl upon each flush.

  • Ubersexual – The new age Metrosexual who is able to display traditional qualities such as confidence, strength and class; while remaining stylish, well groomed and devoid of stereotypes.

I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

 

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07 2009

Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101'

Vocab1018x61_thumb141_thumb2[1] For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

Vocab101:

  • McShame – The emotion felt while eating a super sized fast food value meal, alone in your car, before leaving the parking lot.
  • Bitchnut - When a guy acts like he’s PMS-ing through being bitchy and whiny.
  • Carbicide - The act of not eating any carbohydrates thus disallowing any ‘carbs’ from entering your body. Essentially carbohydrate suicide!
  • Urbtard - Someone who cannot spell, often omits vowels (eg: ‘lk’ instead of ‘look’) & usually uses the wrong words to convey meaning (eg: ‘there’ instead if ‘their’). Most children born in the 90’s and onwards are considered Urbtards.
  • Manscape - When a man trims & shapes the hair on his body, instead of removing it completely.
  • Eyemuff – Similar to an earmuff, but used to cover the eyes and prevent the viewing of unsuitable material.
  • Schnarf - To spray one’s drink out of one’s nose as the result of sudden laughter. Also known as the colloquial expression for ‘cocaine’.

Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

  • Minge - Loose, shaggy vaginal pubic hair, that is not neatly trimmed, and may be somewhat fragranced.

  • Mangina – When a man pulls his penis and scrotum back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him), and then proceeding to put his legs together,  to simulate the look of a woman’s vagina from the front.

I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

 

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07 2009

Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101’

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For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

 

Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

 

Vocab101:

  • Carcolepsy – The inability to stay awake & alert during any form of transport. Particularly common with car passengers who fall asleep as the car starts moving, thus providing no company, help or support to the driver. For example: “Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy”!

  • Remasculate – The process of growing one’s balls back, after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity. For Example: After having enjoyed watching Twilight, but refusing to admit it, you rush off to watch something akin to Die Hard, thus remasculating yourself.

  • Wenis – The skin which covers the tip of ones elbow.

  • Xobile - Transmitting, receiving or searching for ‘Adult Content’ on a wireless device, such as a mobile phone.

  • Liptease – The act of putting on lipstick suggestively. Essentially the oral equivalent of a striptease.

  • Facebrag – Shamelessly using Facebook, status updates and photographs, as a platform to brag.

  • Mantasy – A mantasy is a fantasy that only a man would have. For example: "The movie ‘The Hangover’ was farken A! I’d love to do that with you guys"!

    Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

  • Wagina – Used to describe the folds of skin in the crease of the inner elbow when bending ones arm. The opposite of the wenis.

  • Fweep – Originates from the words ‘fag’ and ‘sweep’. A fweep is the word used to describe a popular hairstyle seen among ‘scene’ kids. It usually appears as ‘man bangs’ and sweeps across the face, in a glorious and majestic manner. Examples of fweepers: Zac Efron and Chace Crawford, among others.

     

    I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

    Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

     

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    07 2009

    Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101’

     

    Hans' Milieu - Vocab101 Emblem For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

    Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

    Vocab101:

  • Choreplay - When one is turned on by the sight of his/her partner doing regular household chores, that they should normally do. For example: "Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all ‘OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. YEAH YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT’".

  • Obeausity – When big, in terms of overly obese, is considered beautiful. For example: “I don’t just like junk to be in the trunk, I like them to be ‘obeausity’, with junk all over”!

  • Lizzing – A combination of laughing and urinating. It happens when you laugh so hard you involuntarily ‘whiz’ a little too.

  • Epiphanot – An idea that seems amazing but turns out to be pointless & stupid. Usually occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

  • Zizebots – Those unpleasant & sometimes painful spots that sunglasses cause on either side of your nose.

  • Moobs – Quite simply, Man Boobs. Chesty protrusions on a mans upper body which resemble female breasts instead of smooth chiseled ‘pecs’.

  • Qwantz – Used to describe intellectually stimulating material found on the Internet. For example: “www.fmylife.com is qwantz”!

    Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

  • Cushter – Used to describe a smelly genital area, thus insinuating that something is not right down there due to the stench.

  • Noob – A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and can be excessively ‘stupid’. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

    I do hope that you enjoyed this edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

    Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

     

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    07 2009

    Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101'

    Through Twitter, I have begun to tweet a topic that I have tentatively labelled as ‘Vocab101’.

    Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. I have been enjoying the experience so much, that I have decided to dedicate a weekly blog post to this new endeavour. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

    Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

    So, without further ado, I present to you the first batch of Wordy Wednesday Vocab101-isms.

     

    Vocab101:

  • Flavourgasm – When one lets out an involuntary moan of pleasure from eating great tasting food, usually on the first bite.

  • Zoosexual – A term used to describe a sexual orientation towards non-human animals. Similar to the term ‘bestiality’. This word is actually an accepted scientific term.

  • Jorts – A combination of the words "jeans" and "shorts" to describe half length jeans.

  • Nictitate – The word used to describe a ‘wink’ or ‘blink’. Derived from the Latin word "nictare" which means "Winking". I discovered this word a few years ago during a game of Balderdash.

  • MIRF – The acronym for "Mom I’d Run From". The opposite of a MILF: “Mom I’d Like to Fuck”.

  • Carbunkle – Two or more in grown hairs, in such close proximity, that they cause a large, single, swollen & painful lump.

  • Cronoptimist - Person who always underestimates the time needed to do something/get somewhere.

    Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

  • Feltching – The act of sucking expelled semen from any human orifice, such as a vagina or anus, and, but not always, sharing the fluids with a partner through a kiss.

  • Analrapist – Somebody who combines the professions of being an analyst and a therapist, thus becoming an analrapist.

     

    I do hope that you enjoyed the first edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

    Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

     

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